Found this card last night with jokes Z wrote for the talent show and got his permission to post them here:
"I wish Isaac Newton hadn't discovered gravity... Wouldn't it be more fun to just float around in space?
Actually Isaac Newton didn't discover gravity. The first one that discovered it was... A ROCK! 'Help! I'm falling! I'm falling!'
I don't understand how there can be gravity on other planets... They don't have apples."
Thanks, Amy! --Z
ReplyDeleteAnd I am going places. Like other planets. And I'm bringing apples. --Z
ReplyDeleteZ's got a future in stand-up! This is way funnier than stuff I see on Comedy Central.
ReplyDeleteZ -- I can't wait until you learn about Heisenberg and develop some good one's for his discoveries!
Sue
Hi Sue, Thanks! We'll look into it!
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